ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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