Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
3pm strippers are depressing
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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