No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
