The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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