Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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