she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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