She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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