Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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