If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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