whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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