...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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