Christians are straight up FREAKS
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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