her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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