And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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