ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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