its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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