problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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