she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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