His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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