Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i think i scared a bird with my dick
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm bleeding and have questions
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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