I'm really into asian looking animals
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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