Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I didn't notice because vodka
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
