Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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