They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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