No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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