I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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