I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's just like the Real World with babies
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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