No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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