You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
