Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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