were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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