sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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