I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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