it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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