? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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