Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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