tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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