some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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