Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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