HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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