I heard we made out
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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