Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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