Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i came on her dog
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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