they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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