so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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