And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
