There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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