and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
