She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
third nipple confirmed
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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