Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just found puke in my bra..
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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