Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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