Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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