just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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