so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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